Sam's Dress

The big recent news is that Sam's dress came in. Apparently this is very exciting and I guess rare, given that the wedding is still six months away. The dress is being kept at Annette's house in some sort of breathable garment bag that will keep it from growing mold and in the case of extreme cold, it prevents freezer burn. I believe it can also serve as a cloak of invisibility in a pinch. It's a pretty fancy bag.

I feel comfortable talking about the bag because it was extensively described to me, details on the dress, however, have been harder to come by. All I have been told is that it is pretty and has some elements that are "silver." I think it might be from the future, which explains why Sam had such a devil of a time finding it. Best I can tell it looks something like this:
I'm not sure about the boots, but I think the dress is more or less right on. The veil will be composed of steel wool and tin foil. I'm sure in real life though, it will be even more beautiful. I can't wait!